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"THE WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER" Carey, the hepcat messiah's self-made 1961 masterpiece where an ordinary man declares himself "God" is an astounding parable of Good and Evil in SoCal.  A jaw-dropping fusion of Garage Rock (Zappa style), drive-in madness and Friedrich Nietzsche it deserves it's reputation as one of the most notorious underground films ever made! PLUS INTERVIEW WITH TIMOTHY CAREY AND MOVIE TRAILERS! Written, Directed, Starring TIMOTHY CAREY Music by FRANK ZAPPA

1.     "THE WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER"  DVD-R  Aprox  90 Minutes

THE WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER Plus Interview with Timothy Carey and Movie Trailers for $24.95 each + Shipping & Handling

“TIMOTHY CAREY” one of Hollywood’s least understood character actors. The documentary reveals a side to Carey rarely seen, namely, compassion for the Average Joe that not only inspired his acting but his own writing and directing ventures that were as ridiculous as they were revolutionary. This is pure Carey, giving his last interview, loaded with film clips from his many movies, television appearances

2    "TIMOTHY CAREY DOC" This video is a work-in-progress.
                                                      DVD-R  Aprox. 60 Minutes

“THE INSECT TRAINER” a.k.a. LePet Timothy Carey’s Magnus opus the long awaited play, THE INSECT TRAINER. While in rehearsal, a Hollywood buzz awaited its opening, but Carey, passed away before he could perform his dream role GUASTI Q. GUASTI. THE INSECT TRAINER is the story of one man’s quest to free the fart; it attempts to elevate the fart to the same level of respect and dignity afforded to a cough or a sneeze.  Carey's son Romeo took over producing the play and the title role.  The play was coined an intimate collaboration with Salvador Dali and was partly financed with a donation from Martin Scorsese. PLUS INTERVIEW WITH TIMOTHY CAREY.

3   "THE INSECT TRAINER"      DVD-R APROX. 70 Minutes 

GODFATHER III (Screen-Test) In 1994 Timothy Carey wanted to play the role of Don Altobello the 80 year-old patriarch subsequently played by Eli Wallach.  Francis Ford Coppola wanted Carey in Godfather I and II . Carey turned down both opportunities. Two decades later, Carey was called upon again for the third and final story of the fictional Corleone crime family. To prove to Coppola that he could play an 80 year-old, Carey set-out to produce and direct himself in what would be his final project.

4   "GODFATHER III SCREEN TEST"     DVD-R APROX. 30 Minutes

The Devil’s Gas is a film short by Romeo Carey. His 16mm experimental film Stars Timothy Carey as Professor Petrol who gives a lecture on the art of farting that sends one student into a Dalian nightmare.  Carey’s lecture is worth the price of this ticket.

“CHARLES EGAN” a Hollywood fringe actor who acted in B-movies like Criminally Insane and Gross Out and worked for and with Timothy Carey in Tweets Ladies of Pasadena. This personal story took five years to make and is a work-in-progress. In this Documentary we see the seedy side of life in Hollywood and take a raw peek into the world of Charles Egan, one in a million, who came to Hollywood with a dream to be a star.

6     "CHARLES EGAN"        DVD-R  Aprox  60 Minutes

“Dr. MARILYN FITHIAN “ rare interview with one of America’s leading researchers of sexual behavior. “I want the world to know that the only good thing President Clinton ever did was to make fellatio a household word.”Dr Fifthian says it like she sees it. “I’ve spent my life taking measurements of volunteers masturbating and having sexual intercourse.  I have probably seen more than 6000 naked bodies throughout my career.  Most people shy away from these controversial sex studie but the world needs someone like me to understand erotic behavior.  Dr Fifthian's stance on homosexuality is eye-opening and politically incorrect.

“DICK GREGORY“ The legendary Civil Rights Activist, Comedian, Author, Health Guru is captured in full form in South Central, LA. Gregory rants and raves and gets deeply philosophical on the subject of injustices committed to African Americans. Shot entirely in a Black health Club where he was invited to give a lecture on his famous "Bohemian Diet" (the diet is included in this tape). The video is raw and on fire; pure Gregory and a must for anyone who is looking for an entertaining expose on domestic conspiracy theories, the truth about the O.J. Simpson trial and dieting.

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10 "KILLING OF A CHINESE BOOKIE"       (Vintage Autographed, Limited) 18"x30"       From Original Theatrical Release       ULTRA RARE POSTERS NEAR MINT!       ONLY 5 IN STOCK! for $350.00 each +Shipping & Handling

TIMOTHY CAREY SCRIPTS and Poetry Book by Carey's Wife

11 "AL" (Movie Script 126 pages T. Carey, 1956)  $15.95 each + Shipping & Handling
12 "INSECT TRAINER" (Play Script 127 pages T. Carey 1990) $17.95 each + Shipping & Handling
13 "FIORE" (Movie Script 207 pages T. Carey 1979) $24.95 each + Shipping & Handling
14 "SOUL IN ANGUISH" (Book of Poetry 75 pages by T. Carey's wife Doris Carey 1997) $15.95 each + Shipping & Handling

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